How We Score
Every burger enters the Registry on a 100-point scale.
We score the burger in front of us—not the hype around it.
The Criteria
Patty20 pts
Beef flavor, seasoning, crust, juiciness, texture, and doneness.
Bun15 pts
Freshness, structure, flavor, and whether it holds through the final bite.
Build15 pts
Cheese, sauce, toppings, and whether every ingredient earns its place.
Balance20 pts
The proportion of richness, salt, acidity, fat, crunch, and sweetness.
Execution15 pts
Temperature, melt, assembly, timing, and structural integrity.
Value10 pts
Whether the burger feels worth the price.
Return Factor5 pts
Whether we would go back for it—and how soon.
- Total100
The Verdicts
90–100
Register It
A defining burger. A benchmark entry in The Burger Registry.
85–89.9
Worth the Detour
Worth going out of your way for.
80–84.9
Go Back Soon
A very good burger worth returning to.
75–79.9
A Good Burger
A solid choice, but not necessarily a destination.
70–74.9
Depends on the Mood
Recommended only in the right context or for the right preference.
Below 70
Noted, Not Repeated
Recorded for the sake of the Registry, but not a priority for another visit.
A few ground rules
- Burgers only. Chicken sandwiches can wait for a special report.
- We order the burger as the kitchen intends it, the first time.
- Scores can be revised after a return visit. The report will say so.